1.) How come I can never find my size at stores? There are two possible reasons for this. A.) I am the average size woman and apparently my size sells out in 5 minutes flat. Or B.) I am the only woman that’s this size so they don’t make it. WTF??
2.) At the same store as mentioned about, we wanted to get Cutie Pie a cute little hooded sweat shirt…..they didn’t have her size. They had like 24 in the 12 month size, none in my DD size (18 months), and 3 in 4T. Who chooses how many to order in each size…WTF??
3.) Sorry all you football fans….but what the hell is up with putting the Browns/Giants game on INSTEAD of Prison Break?? Wentworth Miller is the only reason I look forward to Monday. WTF??
4.) Whenever I’m in the shower it seems like everyone comes from wherever they are to stand right outside the bathroom to talk. There’s something disturbing about hearing your FIL talking while your in the bathroom naked…..Showers are supposed to be relaxing…WTF??
5.) The heater in my car has not been working on the lowest setting—no big deal. Today it only works on the HIGHEST setting. I kinda felt like I was in a wind storm on the way to work. My eyes are all dried out and my hair looks like a blow-dried poodle…WTF???
We have a special addition this Thursday since it’s my 4th wedding anniversary.
10 things I’ve learned about being married:
1.) Being married can make you feel like there’s no one else in the world that knows you as well as your husband, and at the same time make you wonder why your husband just doesn’t get you.
2.) You can never change your husband’s freaky quirks…..ever! (this is a whole separate post…or two…or…more)
3.) Never marry a funny man, or one that thinks he’s funny.
4.) Never marry an only child. There are many reasons for this: He will pick on you like he’s 10. He will be spoiled rotten and think that he’s always right. He won’t share.
5.) Never turn your back on your husband. He will tape your pajama bottom legs shut so when you put them on you won’t be able to get your legs thru in the middle of the night (Refer back to #3, for more clarification).—He is NOT funny don’t laugh at that!! (ok, it was funny, but we can’t tell him)
6.) It was a very good idea to marry a man that could fix my car---way to go me!!
7.) No one can make me angrier (or happier) than my husband.
8.) The most relaxing feeling in the world is to lay in bed next to your warm husband after a long day. (Except on the days when he’s being a PITA—refer to #5)
9.) My husband is the kindest, most decent man I have ever met. And the hardest working person I know.
10.) There’s nothing better than knowing that you have found the person that was meant for you…without a doubt.
My husband is my best friend; I would be lost without him. And he wouldn’t be able to find anything with out me, or fold laundry, or remember anyone’s birthday. So I guess we’re a pretty good match. And he’s got a really, really cute butt!
I love you Sweetheart, Happy Anniversary!
So to celebrate our anniversary I'm gonna share
some of our wedding photos with you..
Ahh.. Me and hubby...
This is our "we're gettin a little sick of the 10,000 photos" picture
And this one: well it's just a kick-ass picture of ME! (I don't get too many of those)
And, oh yeah, what are your WTFs for this week??
10 comments:
I have the same problem with shoes... I wear a 9 1/2 or 10 and the cute shoes are never available in that size.
Happy anniversary! Those are some awesome pictures of you guys. Now I'm going to have to drag out my wedding album, thanks!
I echo Casey. Same issue with shoes. No cute shoes in size 9.
Here's my WTF moment...Everyone in this office likes coffee. Some stronger, some weaker. Who the hell decided to make the weakest coffee around? Jesus, make it stronger so if you like it weaker you can add water! ARGH!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
My WTF moment for the day:
When shopping yesterday, I told the husband to pick out some applesauce for the kid and for me to take to work as a snack. He picks up blueberry applesauce, which he knows I hate, and when I ask him why he got that, he says, "it's for Sprite and me". What about me? WTF?
Happy Anniversary!
I love WTF Thursdays! What a fun idea?!?! Here are a couple for me this week:
1) At the grocery store...a sign: California Navel Oranges, a product of South Africa". WTF!?!
2) School delays due to FOG. WTF?! WTF?!?! WTF?!?!?!
3) It's 86 degrees here today (in NC). I thought it was October. WTF? Global Warming???
4) I can still remember all the words to a song from 1988, but I totally forgot about my dentist appointment today. Shit. WTF!?!?
Beautiful wedding photos. Happy Anniversary!!
I agree with the size issues. How come they are never in my size... especially when they go on sale!
Casey, so you're the one buying all the shoes in my size!!
Heidi, I'm glad you stopped by....I hear ya if you're gonna have a good day it starts with a good cup of coffee.
Jen, Thanks for the anniversary wish! YUCK blueberry applesauce, my husband would so do the same thing though.
Laurie, Thanks!! I love you WTFs. I love the orange sign!! Too funny. And I'm lucky if I remember my name on some days...
DeeMarie, Thanks!! I'm glad I'm not the only one with size issues. It was such an exhausting trip to the store because we forgot the stroller and DH couldn't help carry Cutie Pie cuz his back hurt (whatever), I was ready to run out of the store!
Aw! I love the weddiing pictures! Beautiful. Your dress, you, everything!
The clothing store? Sounds like Old Navy. They always have the most random sizes left.
I guess I'm the one stealing Heidi and Casey's shoes. I wear the same size. Sorry gals.
Happy anniversary to you both, the wedding pictures are lovely.
My problem lies in being too short and having midget feet. Pants that fit me width wise are usually made for giants and apparently they don't make grown up shoes in my size. ;-)
Awww, love the wedding photos.
And #7 of your marriage list is so true (they all are, but that one rings most true for me).
Love WTF Thursdays ...
Forgot to say: Happy 10th anniversary. My 10th is in the spring. Hope you got to celebrate and have some fun.
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